Met a Proud PUMA in a diary today. He makes a compelling argument for supporting John McCain and I just have to agree with him. There is no price too high to show those media pundits who's boss, to slap back at the horrible Democrats for betraying their base. No price too steep for the personal satisfaction of sitting back and smugly grinning as the Chickens Come Home To Roost.
With some help from the Jed Report, I stand firm with this handsome man in striking back at the sexist media, at Obama for not battling FISA this week, at all those who conspired to thwart his wishes.
No price is too high to pay for justice.
(PUMA:) I'm very proud to be a PUMA. I won't vote for Obama if only to make Olbermann and Matthews cry on election night.
Glad you'll show those darn media celebrities!
(Jed:) I've got the radio turned on. President McCain is about to give his first press conference after his inauguration earlier in the week. They're saying he's planning on talking about his legislative initiative for the first hundred days, but that's okay.I mentioned I'm driving; it's expensive. Gas prices are now over five bucks a gallon and going higher. McCain in his inauguration announced a bold new initiative to lower gas prices -- building a long-term base in Iraq, near the border with Iran.
There's nothing better than getting back at the people who made your life a living hell. Jam it to them, I say!
Hey, if my son will be fighting age during McCain's tenure, so what? I'm OK with nursing him for the rest of his life when he gets our of Walter Reid with the bullet still lodged in his brain. Every parent likes the idea of their children never leaving home, and if it makes Olberman suffer then so be it!
The press conference comes on. The first question is about reports that one of the liberal members of the Supreme Court is in poor health and is about to retire. McCain wishes the justice well, and promises to seek a replacement that is in keeping with the constitutional traditions of the country.I figure he means someone to the right of Roberts and Alito. Something like that.
My daughters will go through puberty during the McCain era, but it's all good. Young parenthood teaches tough lessons that will serve them well in life, and as one of the fortunate who will probably be able to afford the short trip to Mexico we can still get an abortion if we need it. The instruments will probably be sterile, anyway.
Anything to make Matthews cry, is what I say! Got get'em!
Maybe in part because of my apathy, John McCain won the November election.But that's okay -- because I sure showed Barack Obama.
And now he's the one paying the price.
Frickin' A!
Hey, and if I run into you on the street and we get to talking and realize we discussed this, here, way back when, and I snap under the realization that you actively worked to leave Donna and I to spoon feed our son into our elderly years, that you labored to let our daughter bleed to death in a Tijuana back-alley "clinic", that you strove to leave our surviving daughter to drop out of school to work in a McDonald's to help her parents pay their bills - it will be nothing to pay for the joy of seeing those media folks blush with the realization of how foolish they were. I'll probably get out in a few years and can get back to helping Donna change Damien's diapers again, anyway.
God damn that Obama Man.
At any price.
-chris
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