Seriously.
Anyway, if it were me (let's assume I lose a large amount of higher brain function) I wouldn't say "play solitaire" - that's lame. I mean, if you're going to that route you may as well go full out and say "yeah, all YOUR hands on deck - mine are going to be on this jar of peanut butter while I watch internet porn in my underwear".
I take it that you got the analogy, though! Bravo, it seems that you do possess meta-cognitive thinking skills. Hooray!